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I look better bent over a book t-shirt

$30.00 USD
$30.00 USD
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I look better bent over... a book... or just, ya know, bent over 😏

• 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors & 52% Airlume and ring-spun cotton/48% polyester for heather colors
• Pre-shrunk
• Tear away label
• Eco-friendly production

Our tees are unisex sizing and fit true to size. Only size down if you're looking for a more fitted look.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
Color
Size

  • shipping & fulfillment

    we are a small business and every item is made to order! it takes about 2-5 business days to make your item and then our standard shipping is 3-5 business days. STICKERS take about 5-10 business days right now and then 3-5 business days to ship. STICKERS DO NOT INCLUDE TRACKING. check out our shipping & fulfillment information here.

  • returns

    we have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return. please note accepted returns will be shipped back at the customer's expense. check out our refund policy for more information.